Curly Vs. French

ten minutes ago i went to the cafeteria at my school and bought CURLY FRIES.

i asked one lady how much it cost before i picked up a tray. she said "one twenty-five." i filled a cup with coffee and went to pay. Dominga, the retarded lunch lady who overcharges me daily said "Ness" on the register display it read 1.25 and the hispanic student who just walked out was holding CURLY FRIES with ketchup all over. i did the math in my head:

1 16 oz cup of green mountain french vanilla coffee------> $1.75

1 tray of overfried CURLY FRIES----------------------->$1.25

total---------------------------------------------------->$3.00

i withdrew 3 singles from my pocket. and the next thing i saw was $1.50 displayed on the display. I asked what that was for and she said "cully fwies."

"She said they were $1.25" i exclaimed. "how much are FRENCH FRIES?"

"one twenny fi"dominga says.

"then why are you charging me 1.50!??"

"You get Cully Fwies!!"

"You just charged the guy before me 1.25!!"

"He gaot fwench fies!"

"NO HE DIDN'T!! THEY DON'T HAVE FRENCH FRIES!!!"

"GUY, LISTEN! YOU BEIN STUPID!"

"oh yeah? sliced potatoes cost more in a more efficient and cost effective way to cut them???" (i didnt really say that)

"YOU GET CULLY FWIES! NO FWENCH"

It went on and on. back and forth

until she eventually let me go.

With all the money she's stolen from students you'd think she would have invested in some english lessons.